The Love Note!!
(A Short Love Story)
One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies.
The
boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared
between them that night.
The girl then asked the boy to pull
over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had
changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his
cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded
note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same
street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the
boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it
out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
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Funniest Jokes in the World
According to Yahoo!! (October 3, 2002)
Funniest
Joke in the World:
Two hunters are out in the woods when
one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are
glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency
services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The
operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is
heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
Runner Up:
PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got
a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."
Another Runner Up:
A patient says,
"Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my
mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But
instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."
Still Another Runner Up:
A man and a
friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the
green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the
course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes,
and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most
thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."
One More Runner Up:
TEXAN: "Where are
you from?"
HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our
sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN: "OK - where are you from,
jackass?"
And Still Another Runner Up:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's
the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the
bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver
just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off!
Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Amazing -
Another Runner Up:
When NASA first started sending up
astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in
zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and
$12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down,
underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures
ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a
pencil.
Last Runner Up:
A dog went to
a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof.
Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and
politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send
another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make
no sense at all!"
